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3/29/2007

 

Bangladesh Team Arrested?

Reports, that came in late last night, claimed that the cops arrested the entire Bangladeshi team, including the captain and coach. The reason? The Bangladeshis tried to steal all butter rotis from a renowned Indian eatery. An emotional Bangaladeshi captain, almost choking on his tears and the butter roti, told the reporters 'whaath kan we dhoo? We have nevaar seen so much food at once, all in one place.' The police seized butter rotis worth 120 USD (roughly six thousand Indian Rupees, the GDP of Bangladesh.)
The Indian captain said 'I am shocked! If only we had known this earlier, we would have bought them all Andhra meals and fixed the f***ing match instead of suffering the ignominy of a 17 year old, malnourished Bangladeshi sending a bamboo up our pace bowlers' donkeys.'
Sachin said 'I basically thought ki we should have used rotis in that match. Or, have someone wave a huge roti at them when they fielded or batted. I told Rahul, but he used some strange words like 'integrity,' 'character,' and so on. I don't know what they mean but they sound damn funny though.'

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1 Comments:

Anonymous Rajat said...

LOL! Thats funny.

Saturday, March 31, 2007 4:56:00 PM GMT+05:30  

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