The Theory of Compassionate Free Markets
Socio-economic scientists researching on Compassionate Participatory Capitalism could not figure it out, but our very own Krish has the answer that could possibly win the Babel prize instituted by the Kichilika School of Advanced Economics, Panagal park, Chennai-17:
So there you have it - Compassionate Free Market System. If you are still confused let me explain. Let us say that your brother is jobless. You slog your ass off working 9 to 5. If you were in the evil, fundamentalist capitalistic system, you'd show the finger when this jobless bum of a bro asks for some money.
But in the Compaasionate Free Market System, you don't act rude. You just make a sad face, frown if you can, and shake the head and walk off. If you can mumble a 'Sorry!' that's just great! Even better. Swami Dumaal Phakir, noted socio-theosophico-Kichiliko-economist said 'Just share it!'
Show some compassion, see?
If any one pops the question 'What is level playing field here, now?' They will be summarily executed.
And the line 'a society where equality, not e-quality, is present' is copyrighted and can't be used/quoted without the explicit permission of the father of e-conomics. Did you ask 'and who is that?' Did you now? Did you? You? Remember? Summary execution? Add to:del.icio.us| Digg| Reddit| StumbleUpon| Technorati
If they really want India to adopt capitalism, they better throw away the kinda attitude the author exhibits and work towards achieving a society where equality, not e-quality, is present. These free market fundamentalists are not going to allow that and socialism/communism is going to thrive forever. India can be a success story only if we have a "compassionate free market" approach not a fundamentalist approach like what the recent free market converts (with lot of convert zeal) have right now.
*It is still there, in spite of widespread abuse by govt. employees, because of the utter disregard by private sector in ensuring a level playing field
So there you have it - Compassionate Free Market System. If you are still confused let me explain. Let us say that your brother is jobless. You slog your ass off working 9 to 5. If you were in the evil, fundamentalist capitalistic system, you'd show the finger when this jobless bum of a bro asks for some money.
But in the Compaasionate Free Market System, you don't act rude. You just make a sad face, frown if you can, and shake the head and walk off. If you can mumble a 'Sorry!' that's just great! Even better. Swami Dumaal Phakir, noted socio-theosophico-Kichiliko-economist said 'Just share it!'
Show some compassion, see?
If any one pops the question 'What is level playing field here, now?' They will be summarily executed.
And the line 'a society where equality, not e-quality, is present' is copyrighted and can't be used/quoted without the explicit permission of the father of e-conomics. Did you ask 'and who is that?' Did you now? Did you? You? Remember? Summary execution? Add to:del.icio.us| Digg| Reddit| StumbleUpon| Technorati
6 Comments:
Mister Suman, you too becomes likes the whorehouse Maanga Nilu. What a distortion spin you are giving what Krish says. You are moron person with very little knowledge of science or economics.
Repent! Say a 100 'Hail Krish's! Now!
Wow!! you have made even Nilu and Anand bow their head in shame when it comes to shallowness. Keep going. I suggest you keep linking my posts so that you can help my marketing avoid licking Karat's boots next time. Keep going.
Oh wow, the man himself comments. When did i make Nilu bow? Anand, otha dey!
And as regards linking, anything for you Krish.
You forgot "dumbhead freemarket fundamentalist", Anand.
http://eunuchnilu.wordpress.com/
http://niluthemoron.blogspot.com/
When I left these links on Nilu�s blog, to let him know about his �fan following� he deleted them and banned me from posting comments there.
Why ?
i like what u say. So i spend the entire day loafing streets of madras. and my neighbour slogs, so he has to pay for my upkeep. this is what krish is saying. he is a genius i say. he has removed the derogatory attachments to the act of being a free-rider. i like what he says!!
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