Classic Classifieds

Saw this on Chandru's friend's blog (Adlova a.k.a Ananth):

The following are real ads�classified and otherwise�published in newspapers across the U.S.
*Wanted�hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.
*Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
*And now, the Superstore�unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
*Found�dirty white dog. Looks like a rat. Been out awhile. Better be reward.
*Get rid of aunts�Zap does the job in 24 hours.
*Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
*Nice parachute�never opened. Used once.
*Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
*Modular sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.
*Our sofa seats the whole mob and it's made of 100 percent Italian leather.
For more classifieds go to http://dribbleglass.com/Jokes/classifieds.htm
(Via Ananth)

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