Interesting Moments from the Cricket WorldCup

This post is for the cricket-mad Indians. If you don't understand a word of what's written below, my apologies. For your benefit: Google on the word 'cricket'

• The India-Pakistan match: Waqar won the toss and the commentator asks 'what are you gonna do?' Waqar said 'we are gonna bat.' And to the question 'any team changes?' Waqar says 'two changes;...' he gets the first name right and fumbles '...I will have to check what the second change was' and walks away. Boss you are the captain of the team!
• India's chase was well on its way. Sachin was in terrible pain due to cramps. Rameez Raza goes 'I am not sure of the rules, but I am sure Pakistan wont allow a runner if they have the rules on their side... in fact they'd like Sachin to be in pain, so that they can get him out easily.' A two second pause, and Ravi Shastri hits back 'Spoken like a true Pakistani Rameez!'
• A big list of 'foot-in-the-mouthers': Caddick: He made some smart comments before the tie with India, and Sachin - as always - responded with his bat. When will they ever learn! You can't make a stupid remark on Sachin and get away with it. Shoaib Aktar: World's fastest bowler. He told the press that he was waiting to attack the Indian batsmen. The opposite happened. That's life! He must have had multiple-orgasms on the field. What with Sachin screwing him from the word go... Shoaib had something to cheer, he trapped Sachin with a mean ball. If Sachin were not in pain he'd have smashed it to Karachi that's a different story
• Madhira Bedi: Sittin amid stalwarts like Kapil, Pataudi she asks Kapil, 'I dont think toss is important, what do you say?' Kapil doesnt say anything. Why in the hell do they allow these dolls in the middle of Kapil, Srikanth and CHaru shrama? I mean it is like a cheap Hindi movie trick... show some flesh to get the crowd! I am ashamed man!
• 'Chika' Srikanth allegedly called Ricky Ponting as 'Ricky Martin'. He redefines being a clown. And he should positively stop talking Hindi.
  Add to:del.icio.us| Digg| Reddit| StumbleUpon| Technorati