How to get rid of assholes

1. Ignore: The best way to stop yourself from being a murderer
2. Plug your ears with cotton
3. Say nothing. NOTHING!
4. Fall down and froth at the corner of your mouth. Shake your legs voilently
5. Burp once every 3 seconds
6. Fart loud and be proud of it
7. If you're eating chewy chocolate, with the help of your tongue apply the well chewed choc over your teeth and lips and exhibit your teeth
8. Keep slapping the wall hard
   

NoteThere is a great risk in doing one or some or all of the above. People might start thinking you are an asshole.

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